waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

Youge

This is the abbreviated form of the word "usual", which no-one has ever been able to properly spell...including previous attempts on here!
Rhyme it with the French word for red: "rouge".

"What were you up to today?" "Oh, you know, the youge."

by crackingcheesegromit24 January 15, 2012

Yomuel

When one opens another’s legs and proceeds to stomp their foot into the crotch area, causing immense pain and suffering.

I’m not going back to grandpas, he gave me a terrible yomuel. Have you seen my balls? They’re purple.

by The Almighty Critch February 3, 2022

throwing yogurt

ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)

I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.

by yogemaster April 15, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011