Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

by captainaverage July 9, 2010

yesterbeer

Any open beer that has been sitting out at least overnight, and then still gets drank. usually by someone who wakes up still drunk from the night before, or a seasoned drinker after the beer runs out.

"where did you find that beer, I thot we were out?"
"we are, its a yesterbeer..."

"Whatta party last night, I really need something to wet my whistle! What is there to drink?"
" nothing left, just grab a yesterbeer!"

by Master_Sven March 24, 2010

yestermer

Canadian term for yesterday when referring to a Wednesday in Oregon, OH

Yestermer we discussed some changes.

by midagegeek July 20, 2017

yestie

a form of internet slang combining the words "yes" and "bestie," the latter of which is commonly used on stan twitter. it is to be used either as an encouragement or as an affirmative, typically in place of the phrase "yes bestie."

Person 1: hi besties, do you like my new layout?
Person 2: yestie!!

by yestiebestie December 10, 2020

happy yesterbirthday

This is said when you forgot to tell a person happy birthday, and only remember the day after.

Bill: I had a great birthday yesterday...
Fred: Shit! Happy Yesterbirthday!
Bill: Yeh...thanks.

by nFuriate May 10, 2008

yesterfore

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007