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Yasenia

Yasenia s a very sweet and nice girl. She can be shy and a bit awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, she can be a very funny and caring person. She loves to give hugs and she loves to listen to music. She has a very sweet voice and she loves to sing, draw, and play the drums. She likes to organize certain things and make things as perfect as possible. She is such a good friend and can be just like a sister. Yasenia has beautiful wavy brown hair and pretty chocolate brown eyes. She is adorable and has cute chubby cheeks. She is a very cool and loveable person.
person #1: She's so cute!
Person #2: I love her voice!!!
Person #3: Yasenia is really funny!
by KateTheReaper June 30, 2016
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Yawn deafness

A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.

NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)

Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.

Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?

Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
by TMA-1 December 20, 2008
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Yawn Factory

A situation which is really boring.
That meeting this morning was a real yawn factory.
by Absinth June 22, 2006
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Yaren

A short but smart and creatively gifted girl who seeks to find answers to unknown questions, has patience and is in love but does not realise it yet.
That girl is such a Yaren, she's brilliant.
by Anon3537393736282 April 8, 2013
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Yawn Rape

The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.

NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped"
Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist.
Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape.
by goats, eggs and daisies June 30, 2008
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yawnorrhea

A transmittalbe yawn you unexplainably catch from a nearby yawner.
I could barely stay up for the end of the game because Sarah gave me her yawnorrhea.
by abro9 January 7, 2009
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yawnie stick

yo, grab that yawnie stick on your way downstairs.
by sgtpepperrrrr August 6, 2009
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