Baby Battering Ram

Another name for a penis utilizing the terms "baby batter" or semen, cum, jizz...and "battering ram" or large blunt object used to open things.

"Yo, isn't baby battering ram a funny name for a penis"

Re: "Yeah, kind of"

by babybatter August 2, 2009

Fattering

A sarcastic version of the word 'flattering'.

My brother just called me a bitch. How very fattering of him.

by Hedjaninja July 26, 2007

yatesing

to make a really stupid comment or action that either doesn't apply to the conversation or other people won't understand

You need to quit your yatesing...

by big7ksr July 27, 2009

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013

yuttering

Not quite yelling not quite muttering, making a lot of noise but being quiet.

You two, stop your yuttering

by Cohen Coolstra June 23, 2023

Tattering

To mess with

Stop tattering with my dog

by Zestyspaghetti December 29, 2016