Yanking It

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.

Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.

by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.

Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."

by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013

you're yanking my chain

An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.

Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."

by AmishMistress November 20, 2015

Yanking the bishop

To masturbate, preferably with one's virgin penis. It is also important to note the shape of the Bishop's chess piece.

Billy was Yanking the bishop to Stacy's Mom.

by MaRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM November 22, 2010

yum yucking

to yuck on someones yum or
to bring down someone's mood when they say something bad about something the other person likes or loves
Created:by crazy people in prescott

Gerald:"i love Chuck Norris"

mark:"i hate him"
parent in control: hey! quit yum yucking

by george samuel October 15, 2009

yanking his doodle

Playing with your penis, masturbating.

I walked in on my brother yanking his doodle.

by Dusty C December 30, 2007

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017