ya mum

one of the best insults EVER cause there rly isnt a reply insult. used when;
1)u have NO idea what the insult meant
or
2)u have no other comeback
3)u dont know how to answer the qn or cbf

1) Davo: omgsh look at the MINGER!!!
Julie: ya mum's a minger!
Bill: zing

2) Davo: Julie's ugly!!!
Julie: ya mum!!

3) Bill: oi, davo!
Davo: yeh?
Bill: what's the time?
Davo: ya mum

by sexii May 30, 2007

ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

by Maddizzle May 26, 2004

Ya mum

The answer to everything in the whole wide world!

Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?

by BaybeeMegziieee--x December 24, 2007

ya mum

1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.

Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
You: *Awesomeness.*

by PerfectPudding December 05, 2007

Ya Mum

An insult when someone is annoyin u

dont av a cow YA MUM already had one

by jennifer robinson December 05, 2003

YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 08, 2021

Ya mum

The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!

Person: What are you doing?

Person2: Ya mum

Person: That joke's so old and boring

Person 2: So's ya mum!

by Hev15394 March 20, 2008