CURB YOUR DOG

A campaign started a few years back by a rogue organization that is currently viewed as PETA's worst enemy. The organization is known for placing 'PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG' signs all over the world, urging people to smash their dogs into the curbstone at the side of the road.

Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.
Jimmy's dog was taking a dump right at the entrance to the park. He saw the sign on the fence: PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG.

Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.
by tongueNcheeky September 02, 2006
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Your dog bi

Worse than your mum gay, dad lesbian, and granny a tranny.
by Cliffy March 13, 2018
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your dog speaks chinese

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel
Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese
by sujark November 19, 2020
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your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
by Farker with regret June 22, 2004
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Your dog hump cat

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*
by Zombie620Slayer March 14, 2018
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Cuddle your dog day

May 10 is cuddle your dog day it’s to appreciate your fur baby and show them love
by Doglover183 December 17, 2020
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your dog gay lol

similar to "your mom gay lol" but to specifically catch people off guard by calling their dog gay instead of their mom
guy1: you suck
guy2: yeah but your dog gay lol
guy1: confused and scared
by sloppymemes March 06, 2018
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