wilderness waps

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals

Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."

by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

hungarian wrap-around

When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.

Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"

Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."

Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."

Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"

Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"

by Jandro69 November 5, 2013

Wrap it up Kojima

A term commonly used when something is taking too long to get it's point across.

''Wrap it up Kojima''

by Maldalorian January 8, 2020

Plastic wrapped

When you are being hugged by a fake or plastic person.

Becky the popular gets plastic wrapped by her goons everyday in school.

by Ratiella August 21, 2019

Wapsicle

A production of vaginal icicles from WAP at freezing temperatures.

Kyle asked Heather to sit out in subzero temperatures to satiate his necrophelic need for a wapsicle.

by Karen&KyleKoss September 14, 2020

bubble wrap

The single most enjoyable plastic-based product on this earth.

A sheet of thin plastic filled with air bubbles - thus creating a thing for endless hours of popping fun.

Student: What should I subscribe a patient for depression?

Highly knowledgeable doctor bloke: Bubble wrap, you foolish gimp!

by KORG September 3, 2003

Wrap n Smack

Male masturbation wearing a condom.

I really hate knotting up my chest hairs with spunk so I just wrap n smack. Wha la! No mess.

by Dick Onchin May 6, 2020