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Working as Intended

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.
QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.
by LordSothe September 18, 2009
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Neck-working

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)
Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*
by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021
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Working Stiff

A person who works for a living. A wage earner of some sort.
Fred: I heard they're handing out $50k to people with bad mortgages. Do you think the average working stiff will see ever a dime??

Steve: No chance in hell.
by BaldingEagle October 7, 2010
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I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."
by papa sal August 6, 2012
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sleep working

working while still sleeping, somehow you manage to get the job done without being fully awake. Related to sleep walking and sleep talking, only you get paid. Not to be confused with other occupations involving getting paid for being in bed.
The tech support guys on the night shift were very adept at sleep working, the customers calling in never knew they were talking and typing with their eyes closed.
by DizLiz October 22, 2006
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working the elephant

is alot like spanking the monkey as it brings an animal into the masterbation process. this image refers to the trunk being the penis
Ever since Jim lost his girlfriend, he has ben working the elephant more with his hand on the trunk all day.
by von strudelburg October 13, 2013
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working on a package

Lady, leave me alone! I'm sitting here at the brewery working on a package.
by Beatrix_hanzo March 30, 2016
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