Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.

"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"

by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020

Stevie Wondering

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.

Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove

by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012

wordington

Substitute for "word," also meaning "well said" or "right on."

Statement: "Yo one day until summer break man!"

Response: "Wordington."

by K-Blizzy March 14, 2009

wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie

i gave the bitch a wondering zombie

by loaf56231 October 2, 2006

one wording

the act or responding to an important conversation or a series of statements with one to three words killing a conversation or making it difficult to carry it on to a substantial or meaningful conversation

tyrael938 (22:40:10): he ows me money from other times he borrowd gas money and couldn't pay me back he realy ows me more then that but he doesn't realize it but I am not going to bring it up because I helped him with out expecting a pay back I always do but it is nice when they do but when people come to you for help you should help them and not hold it over them and make them ow you or your not realy helping them your a bank that doesnt charge interest
rawshenzu938 (22:40:37): i understand
tyrael938 (22:40:54): your one wording me

by tyrael938 June 1, 2010

Stevie Wondering

To move one's head in order to gaze inquisitively at something while wearing sunglasses.

What are you Stevie Wondering about?

by ichigosweet October 8, 2010

wonderling

an explosive, violent outburst by a deranged borderline woman

Chris got wonderlinged by his drunk and mentally ill girlfriend when she punted him in the face while he was asleep.

by ecarlberg88_hh August 31, 2020