by Treewalker May 26, 2004
Get the woobanger mug.The Woodlands is the most stereotyped and labeled school and community of the Northern-Houston area. It is a very wealthy community with a lot of talent and academic skills. Yes, a lot of people are snobby. NO, not "EVERYONE" has the newest BMW or Benz; yes, there are a few people that do, but the majority have normal cars.
Drugs are definitely not ruining all of the students' minds and we most certainly DO NOT have the lowest test scores in the state of Texas. In fact, it is a TOTAL bitch to get into the top 10 percent of your graduating class, even if you're one of the smarter kids in your class. There are countless Advanced Placement (AP) courses available, and there are ALOT of people enrolled in them.
Yes, we do win at pretty much everything. We have been ranked THE top athletic program in the nation in 2009, and have stayed up there since, and most of our teams pretty much kick everyone's asses in the surrounding area. The football team could definitely beat some college teams. Each football game draws an insanely high amount. The top junior diver in the world attends here. The band program probably gets more money than ANY other program in the school-- the marching band is consistently one of the top marching 5 bands in the county.. the top concert band is about just as good as some professional orchestras.
Like I said, people just stereotype us a lot. We may beat everyone at a lot of things, but we certainly work our ASSES OFF to do these things.
Drugs are definitely not ruining all of the students' minds and we most certainly DO NOT have the lowest test scores in the state of Texas. In fact, it is a TOTAL bitch to get into the top 10 percent of your graduating class, even if you're one of the smarter kids in your class. There are countless Advanced Placement (AP) courses available, and there are ALOT of people enrolled in them.
Yes, we do win at pretty much everything. We have been ranked THE top athletic program in the nation in 2009, and have stayed up there since, and most of our teams pretty much kick everyone's asses in the surrounding area. The football team could definitely beat some college teams. Each football game draws an insanely high amount. The top junior diver in the world attends here. The band program probably gets more money than ANY other program in the school-- the marching band is consistently one of the top marching 5 bands in the county.. the top concert band is about just as good as some professional orchestras.
Like I said, people just stereotype us a lot. We may beat everyone at a lot of things, but we certainly work our ASSES OFF to do these things.
*at some social gathering*
kid: "Hey, I'm from Klein Oak, where do you go?"
woodlands kid: "the woodlands."
kid: *looks disgusted, acts jealous, walks away*
kid: "Hey, I'm from Klein Oak, where do you go?"
woodlands kid: "the woodlands."
kid: *looks disgusted, acts jealous, walks away*
by idklolz August 6, 2011
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The county seat of Yolo county, California. Woodland is a shitty truckstop-town west of Sacramento that people should only stop in if they're getting gas to go somewhere better. There's nothing to do here and its full of hicks wannabe thugs and tweakers who still dress like it's 2006. You can't drive through Woodland without seeing at least one tweaker yelling at the sidewalk, or a fat redneck with semi-rimless glasses and a leased dodge ram he can barely afford. The wannabe thugs will also drive past you blairing their crappy music thinking that they're in the hood. Woodland is pathetic.
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "MANG IM FOM THE WOO"
Person 1: "Uh, where?"
Person 2: "WOODLAND CUH."
Person 1: "Where the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "MANG IM FOM THE WOO"
Person 1: "Uh, where?"
Person 2: "WOODLAND CUH."
Person 1: "Where the fuck is that?"
by ThatStupidLittleDevil November 1, 2018
Get the Woodland mug.A torturous prison located in Gurnee, Illinois. This school is highly known for having constant fights, students vaping in the bathrooms, and wannabe e-boys. Half of the ceiling tiles are gone and haven’t been replaced in years due to budget cuts caused by the chrome books.
by Anonymousguy1562 April 16, 2019
Get the Woodland Middle School mug.a hell hole locating in gurnee illinois. half the people there are hoes or fake depressed girls who post sad simpson edits on their stories. majority of 7th and 8th graders vape/smoke weed and all show up to school high. teachers are literal devils that give 5 hours worth of homework every night. 10/10 would NOT recommend.
person: damn you went to woodland middle school?
other person: yeah
person: are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
other person: yeah
person: are you sure you don’t have ptsd?
by litpit October 23, 2019
Get the woodland middle school mug.It’s a very hostile environment. There are more hormones in this school than the Warren Township High School football games, and the entire Twilight saga. Recently, scrunchies have taken over. You will find scrunchies everywhere, on everyone’s wrists, no matter the gender. This school is also wildly homophobic, which really sucks. The gay straight alliance will do ONE THING and the entire school will go apeshit. Make sure you find a secure group of friends you trust. The school system is flawed, I am so sorry for you if you have gone to this school such as I did.
“You went to Woodland Middle School? Damn... I am so sorry... if you ever need someone to talk to, I’m here bud.”
by Want a sprite cranberry? November 5, 2019
Get the Woodland Middle School mug.A highly conservative based middle school based in Gurnee, Illinois. A dominantly white school, which creates early racial, cultural and sexual intolerance which is visibly carried over into Warren Township Highschool as WMS is its main feeder school.
The top two recreational activities include sexual intercourse and alcohol in order to mimic their older "friends" in high school.
Nearly all of the students participate in pop culture trends, and those who choose not to, are cast out, creating further social and economic class division, and as most of them are white, even digs deeper into the racial intolerance.
The teachers have the motto of "Act like an adult", yet don't seem to understand the retrospect of it: "Be treated like an adult." Kids are treated as though they are still in 3rd grade, despite how immature the majority are, this severely cut down on those years ahead of Family Guy jokes and pop culture references.
The top two recreational activities include sexual intercourse and alcohol in order to mimic their older "friends" in high school.
Nearly all of the students participate in pop culture trends, and those who choose not to, are cast out, creating further social and economic class division, and as most of them are white, even digs deeper into the racial intolerance.
The teachers have the motto of "Act like an adult", yet don't seem to understand the retrospect of it: "Be treated like an adult." Kids are treated as though they are still in 3rd grade, despite how immature the majority are, this severely cut down on those years ahead of Family Guy jokes and pop culture references.
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