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Woof

A verbal insult that implies how one is so unaesthetically appealing to the the eye that even the canine species would find him/her unrecognizable to a point where it would feel compelled to bark as a warning for said individual to maintain their distance.
"Man my woof factor is through the roof today. I haven't showered in over a week and I no longer fit in my sweat pants"
by Supercalafragatastic April 28, 2013
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woof

A word used to describe supreme ugliness, used in place of something like, "Gross!" or "Eww..." or any other childish word.
Bill: Omg, Bob, did you see that fat chick?
Bob: Yeah! Woof!
by Mr. Squakity September 27, 2004
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woof

The equivilant of whoa. Said when something surprising or unforeseen happens.
Woof, didn't see that one coming.
by JacksWastedLife December 28, 2005
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woofing

The act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. Derived from the incorrect pronounciation of the expression: "you're crying wolf" (pronounced "woof", missing the "L" sound).
Ed told everyone that he wasn't attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing Bruce we knew he was woofing.
by TheEdK July 27, 2010
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woof

dog- woooo0ooof woof bitch
human- ok ill let you out
by wolfkiller1351 February 22, 2019
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Woof

Said in response to something incredibly 'manly' or testosterone-fueled.

A form of acknowledgment in response to a 'manly' act
Man A: Bru, I just benched 120kg
Man B: Woof!

"I just ate an entire turkey and washed it down with seven pints without vomming...Woof!"
by Jakewithabigsnake April 24, 2007
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woof

"Those girls are Mega WOOF"
by joebisaloser August 21, 2011
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