woof

The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l

Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.

by woof123 October 20, 2009

Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

by j man March 9, 2003

woof

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i am woofing you

by wooferest November 23, 2020

Woof

calling someone out on a major lie; false claim

Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!

by jadeem May 13, 2011

Woof

Woof is a term used to describe something that's gross. This can be gross looking or gross smelling.

Keaton: Do you smell my pussy? (As she pulls down her panties.)
Cody: O woof! That smells like fuck!

Keaton: Do you see that guy?

Cody: Yes.

Keaton: What do you think?

Cody: Woof!

by TheCodemeister May 9, 2016

woof

North-West English slang meaning to eat something fast.

He loves that ice-cream, he's woofin' it down!

by Johnny July 3, 2006

woof

when an illerate person says woof they really mean wolf but since they are so stupid they don't know there is supposed to be an L.

Red neck: "Look at that woof"
Harold: "You stupid red neck it's wolf not woof"

by Tom from myspace :) October 14, 2009