Wonk

The name American sailors who are stationed in Bahrain give to Asian hookers at the bars.

Wow, there sure are a lot of wonks at this club.

Hey bro, lets have a wonk party at your flat this weekend.

I walked through that sea of wonks, and got my dick grabbed 7 times

by Venburg November 12, 2015

Wonk

A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."

1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"

by Raúl E. Fernández December 13, 2007

wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

wonk

to have a wank and walk at the same time

fuck this im off for a wonk

by Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson March 7, 2008

Wonk

Someone who is weird or just plain creepy

Tanisha is a fucking wonk.

by Stephanie7772 May 30, 2019

Wonk

The act of making a very disturbing face. Similar to winking, but much more awkward.

That ho just wonked at me

by Skinnybiscuit120 February 7, 2018

Wonk

A way to express happiness when you don’t know what to say.

“Wonk”

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 17, 2020