A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.
Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.
by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004
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Wonkety • wonkey • wonkette • wonkey donkey • wockety • wonkery • wonkets • Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey • Wonkey Eye • wonkey honkey
by Velvet Spy March 7, 2018
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Get the WONKEY mug.When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
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“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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