Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

snot wonton

Used and rolled up tissue or toilet paper.

Will you take that basket out finally? It's spilling over with your snot wontons.

by Amazing AO October 26, 2005

chief wonton

when one takes out a woman's dirty tampon with their teeth and then shakes their head rapidly back and forth, leaving red "war paint" on his cheeks.

I ran out of facepaint, so i just chief wontoned a chick.

by CapnSnuggles September 2, 2006

wonton

A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.

I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant

by Boris from Russia October 26, 2006

wondow

an extravagent sex toy made to look like a wand for frisky gentlemen

"man, that wondow sure looks neat, but it might be painful."

"i think im going to need some lube with my wondow."

by jake & maria May 15, 2009

wonton wheel barrow

Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.

Ling Mai wanted to do something different so I got her in the Wonton Wheel barrow!

by Crasher B May 16, 2006

Wonton sack

the word Wonton Sack is implying that you have very large Testicles and a small Dick. Referring to balls that weigh a ton (one-ton) sack.

Man 1 "Hey Regan Bro have you heard that chilli has a wonton sack"

Man 2 "fuck dude put that wonton away"

by Ceid O'Hara August 4, 2009