refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019
Get the wouldn't you know who won the pony mug.A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.
by Forggirl December 15, 2019
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Metaphor - It stank yesterday, it stinks today, and will be stinkier tomorrow; you will always be trash
You can put your garbage in a sunny fragrant rose garden but it will still smell putrid. Sunlight won't sweeten trash!
by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022
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by riceball-san December 31, 2011
Get the it won`t hurt a bit... mug.Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.
Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!
*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!
*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!
by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012
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by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020
Get the You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game mug.If the phrase “no balls you won’t” is said after any dare or action this means you have to do it no matter what.
rina and bella said “tell tom you like him, no balls you won’t” so not that means kei$ha has to tell tom she likes him.
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