whomst

a fictional word deriving from the word 'whom'.

whomst the fuck calls laundry sauce "detergent"?

by whomst_the_fucc May 15, 2018

Woms'n out

To prematurely leave a social gathering.

Person #1 - Hey man, Wheres Zach?

Person #2 - Oh he's Woms'n out again.

by WSEAST September 10, 2009

Chris Wolstenholme

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

by curious_orange December 23, 2008

worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.

"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.

by Alfred F. May 6, 2008

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

The intellectually superior method of inquiring about the state of Gamora.

1: Where is Gamora??
2: I'll do you one better! Who is Gamora?!
3: I'll do you one better! Why is Gamora?!
4: I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!!! whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es GAMORA!!!!?
1,2,3: NAAAANNNNIIIIIIII?????!!!!!!!!!

by Draxthebootydestroyer July 21, 2018

the worst youtuber on earth

Morgz. Fuck Morgz man.

Person one: Hey who’s the worst youtuber on earth.
Everyone in fucking existence: Morgz

by Itsyourpieceofshit April 14, 2020

womptwat

A girl whose twat has been thoroughly womped, leaving her almost as wide as she is deep. Many such females can be found at dubstep shows, as the men there are known for having abnormally large dicks. However, this does not matter, as these pussies are simply unfillable. Even a man with cock 2.5 inches in diameter cannot even come close to fitting snugly.

A snatch that has been pounded harder than cookie monster's basslines, leaving it loose and undesirable.

Datsik: Yo, Excision, how'd it go with that gash last night?

Excision: Another fucking womptwat, eh. Couldn't even begin to get her off.

Flux Pavilion: ROFLCOPTER FOOKING LIMEY TWATTERS ALWAYS SCORING ROT GASH

by djtelevision December 26, 2010