When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.
Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).
Difficulty: 8.5/10
Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).
Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
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Mat: This is straight whole milk
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He thinks he's a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won't stop macking on my girlfrend, Phoenix. I swear if I catch that son of a bitch with my girl again, I'll laser-fry his sorry ass so bad he'll have a hard time healing himself.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
And by the way, his name is Logan.
by Cyclops August 11, 2003
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"Oh dear chap, you would have applauded the Wolverine Surprise Archibald and I administered upon Gertrude yester-night"
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1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
Examples of his incredible bad assness
#1
Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)
Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?
Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.
#2
Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.
Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.
#3
Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"
#4
Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!
Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)
Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.
#5
Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)
Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.
#6
Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)
#7
Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
#1
Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)
Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?
Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.
#2
Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.
Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.
#3
Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"
#4
Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!
Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)
Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.
#5
Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)
Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.
#6
Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)
#7
Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
by IamtheNight November 17, 2009
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To lose all control over oneself that allows one's primal instincts to reign free....
Any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger....
To lose all control over oneself that allows one's primal instincts to reign free....
Any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger....
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