Gawd I am so sick of these wokeholes that think everything is racists. Know nobody is going to hire college graduates anymore because they are just a bunch of wokeholes.
by supercilious2 July 13, 2020
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Person 1: Mannn I wish I could be as happy as that guy!
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.
Person 2: Yeah but he is actually a suicide walker, I saw marks on his forearm a few days ago.
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by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020
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I created the term alongside with my book titled, Woke Seed. After countless google searches and other platforms i realized the words "woke" and "seed" had never even been in a sentence next to each other. If you look at google search (definition of woke seed) or (meaning of woke seed) my definition is the only one existing. My books has sold in over 26 countries and people all over the globe now identify with the term or word Woke Seed.
I created the term alongside with my book titled, Woke Seed. After countless google searches and other platforms i realized the words "woke" and "seed" had never even been in a sentence next to each other. If you look at google search (definition of woke seed) or (meaning of woke seed) my definition is the only one existing. My books has sold in over 26 countries and people all over the globe now identify with the term or word Woke Seed.
by Ka'Ron Gaines October 4, 2021
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These correct views are determined by the major institutions. When governments, major corporations, mass media and entertainment, universities etc. all support your viewpoint (regardless as to whether it is rooted in reality or not) you have woke privilege. These viewpoints are typically perpetuated by intersectional Frankensteins and usually result in the creation of many Wokenstein's Monsters.
Conversely, if you hold views that are different to the woke gospel (regardless as to whether they are rooted in reality or not) then you will be cancelled for merely having a different viewpoint and are not considered to have woke privilege (however, you will likely be accused of having every other kind of privilege in an attempt to discredit you). This is because those with Woke privilege are typically woke Fordians.
These correct views are determined by the major institutions. When governments, major corporations, mass media and entertainment, universities etc. all support your viewpoint (regardless as to whether it is rooted in reality or not) you have woke privilege. These viewpoints are typically perpetuated by intersectional Frankensteins and usually result in the creation of many Wokenstein's Monsters.
Conversely, if you hold views that are different to the woke gospel (regardless as to whether they are rooted in reality or not) then you will be cancelled for merely having a different viewpoint and are not considered to have woke privilege (however, you will likely be accused of having every other kind of privilege in an attempt to discredit you). This is because those with Woke privilege are typically woke Fordians.
Joe: " Hey man, did you know that *insert woke opinion here* is so great?"
Mama: "Jesus Joe, who has been filling your head with this nonsense?"
Joe: *screeches and points* "this one's not one of us!"
Mama: "well, it looks like my viewpoint is cancelled because I don't have woke privilege"
Mama: "Jesus Joe, who has been filling your head with this nonsense?"
Joe: *screeches and points* "this one's not one of us!"
Mama: "well, it looks like my viewpoint is cancelled because I don't have woke privilege"
by Souper Rare July 14, 2022
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by TheGnarrator September 30, 2017
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Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"
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Friend1: *drools*
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