Condescending Wonka

A meme that shows a picture of Willy Wonka talking to the childeren on the tour resting on his arm. The captions around it usually say something condescending such as:

So you have a child at 18? You must be so mature.

There are close to 7 billion people in the world and your one true love happens to go to the same school as you? How convenient.

You made a Condescending Wonka meme? You must be so clever and witty.

by CondescendingWanker January 3, 2014

Wolk Beer

Any beer can that has been crushed towards the middle of the can, but still contains approximately half the beer of a full can.

"What the fuck is this shit, this beer is still full"

"Oh, that's just a Wolk Beer. You're bitchass can only drink ten normal beers. Me on the otherhand, I can drink like twenty Wolk Beers."

by Tanny14618 June 25, 2009

Willy Wonka

Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.

"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Willy Wonka Special

It is a Sex move whereby one is analy f**ked and then given a blow-job.

(What makes it special is after anal sex and oral sex one gets to ejaculate on the face or in the mouth of the person giving the oral sex)

Jill : Are you getting laid tonight?
Jack : Yes bro, I'm getting the willy wonka special

by Fredey kruger August 19, 2017

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

Walkable

Having a significant other/ friend with benefits that you are not ashamed to be seen walking in public with.

Rich is walking down the street with Amanda, holding hands. They run into his friend Glenn. Glenn pulls him aside and says "damn bro. You finally picked a girl that's walkable"

by Thatbitch516 August 18, 2013

Wocka Flocka Syndrome

When you are the first out of 2 people to toutch the bottom of a swimming pool.

"You toutched the bottom first you have Wocka Flocka Syndrome."

by Hamoof April 29, 2022