Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
1.) Someone who acts towards someone in a meanway.
2.) Someone who makes fun of words someone uses.
3.) Someone who makes fun of someone else.
4.) A moving stain on the ground.
Person 1: "Ewww what's that stain on the ground?? AHH! It's moving!!"
Person 2: "Oh that's just Carrie Wolfe don't mind her."