wignal

weak cellular or wifi signal

Let me call you back I got wignal.

by mlutov1 October 28, 2007

Wogawoga

A cute name for someone who you find sexually arousing. Often used in context where playing with areas of the stomach and/or upper leg region.

wheres the wogawoga???

by porkabubs June 19, 2011

WooNatic

A WooNatic is soneone who rejects science based preventative health, medications, treatment plans, and vaccinations.

It is a cross between the term "woo" used to describe essential oil healing, bleach enema lovers, chiropractors for every ailment, healing crystals, and subscribers of antivax conspiracy theories. And the word lunatic.

A WooNatic will typically over state benefits, if any exist at all, while minimizing or ignoring all risks.

Did you hear about that WooNatic giving their child bleach enemas to cure their Autism?

I was just invited to another healing crystals and essential oil party by the WooNatic next door.

Juniper-Ryver is not vaccinated because his mother is a WooNatic. Too bad our state still allows non medical vaccine exceptions.

Stay away from Ashley's house. That Woonatic is hosting another pox party! Whatever you do, DON'T TAKE ANY LOLLIPOPS FROM HER!

by TheGoodMother January 12, 2019

Wagnasty

1. Playing a first person shooter game for over 5 hours and enduring irritated eyes due to a lack of sleep and or friends

My mom caught me pulling a Wagnasty and bitched at me to go to bed

by Your girl and your Etard friend luv u! May 30, 2008

Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

by Steven Moss January 5, 2009

wogan

To have a particularly visible hard-on at a particularly inappropriate time. Named after the broadcaster Terry Wogan, who was seen to be packing a bulging erection whilst presenting 'Points of View' on british national television.

'Bloody hell, I can't believe he's got a wogan at his mother's funeral!'

by Joe Law November 4, 2007

Wongaphobia

Extreme fear of small vietnamese janitors.

Chelsea is suffering from a severe case of Wongaphobia.

by Gemma and Chelsea April 18, 2003