worting

A portmanteau (a word made from two words) from watching and reporting. It is a reference to the coming New World Order's requirement for all of us to watch all of everyone else and to report on behavior that is inappropriate to the NWO dictatorship's demands.

Children are worting us, we must move away from here or the NWO enforcers will arrive to arrest and torture us.

Our friends have been worted on. They have been arrested and will be tortured for our names and digital ID by the NWO enforcers.

by Gort of the Jungle February 7, 2024

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop

Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now

by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020

Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025