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stab wound fuck

(verb) - When you stab someone, and then fuck the wound until you jiz inside of the subject. Then you would sew the wound back up, using clean sutures.

The subject in question, the stab-wound-fuckee, would still be the same person and live out a normal life, but they would just have your jiz inside them.
I am so pissed, I am going to stab wound fuck you and the blood will be used for lubrication. While you are a piece of shit, you will still be the same person, you will just have my jiz inside you.

I am going to stab wound fuck that dirty coon.
by Sambo Snowman September 21, 2011
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tightly wound

chronically tense, unable to relax, highly reactive
My cat is so tightly wound he springs up off the floor if anything startles him, and he startles at the drop of a feather.
by Auntie Leah August 5, 2006
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tightly wound

Dwight: "She's not the kind of person you would expect to see on Valentine's Day... She is like..."
Pam: "like tightly wound?'
by theofficefan September 12, 2021
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Wounch

wounchv: won't; why don't you; will you;
Wounch you come over. Wounch you stop by and pick me up some dinner. Wounch you think about it.
by R.V. October 25, 2005
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bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.
That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!
by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006
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drunk wound

A drunk wound is a wound that you find after a crazy day/night of drinking and you either don't remember how you could possibly have inflicted it upon yourself or don't remember yet. Drunk wounds are commonly very strange in size and orientation.
The next morning after a day of drinking I found a drunk wound on my pinky toe. There were two similar marks on either side of the top of my toe that were about half the diameter of a pencil.
by Cameron Palmer March 31, 2005
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