Weezer

.The sexual act of never having a sexual act
Its named after the famous band weezer that their fans are known for never having sex

Friend 1: yo man I've done the weezer this weekend

?Friend 2: so dry weekend again
Friend 1:yea
Friend 2: i worry about you sometimes

by Shrek is my daddy May 2, 2021

Sex wheeze

Having amazing, mind blowing sex that you can't catch your breath and wheezing begins due to the lack of oxygen.

"Our sexy time was so awesome that I have a sex wheeze going on"

by Nanitze May 13, 2014

Carl Wheezer

The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...

Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.

by Granolayogurt January 27, 2021

weezer

wonderful

weezer is fabulous

by lou June 14, 2003

Weezer

Someone that is trying to act cool but really is not

1) person 1: I really don’t like him he’s always chatting shit about everyone

person 2: He’s just a weezer, thinks it’ll make him popular or something

2) person 1: I saw that kid at the skate park yesterday, he’s always going on about how much better at skating than everyone else but he was pretty shit.

person 2: Yeah I know him, what a weezer!

by anonymous November 14, 2019

Weezer Type Dude

A nerdy or clean cut guy that rocks a colored sweater (generally with argyle or paisley) with a collared shirt underneath

Look at that weezer type dude, To insult just say you ol gay ass weezer type dude while singing the sweater song

by D. Bo February 27, 2011

Weezer Fan

The most basic of the single celled organisms.

I'm so glad Leo Henry isn't a Weezer Fan.

by Leo Henreezer August 30, 2021