Wizzduke

The word for shitting and pissing at the same time.

Often used like, 'Busting a wizzduke'.

John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a wizzduke"

Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"

by The Master Wisdom November 25, 2010

shake my wizzerm

a term used to express the need for a male to urinate or pee.

Wooo weee! After seven Captain and diets I gots to shake my wizzerm!

by Nizzy A Dizzy August 13, 2008

Arlo Wizzelteetz

Arlo Wizzelteetz in the enigmatic learder of the group known as the Piss Creek Militia. Arlo lives in a compound on Piss Creek in upper East Tennessee. Arlo is famous for having the largest penis in recorded history. He is served by his right hand man and militia vice president, Uncle Hanker. Hanker is not Arlo's uncle. Wizzelteetz is not someone to be taken lightly and is considered an extremley dangerous person. When trecking through the Piss Creek area one must use extreme caution and flee immediatly if encountering Wizzelteetz or Hanker.

Arlo Wizzelteetz will soon be the leader of the "free" world.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004

Wizzer

Ther word Wizzer is used as a term for the drug Speed.

"hey man can you score me any wizzer"

"Can i get a gram of wizzer"

by KrAzYHaYzY February 28, 2009

Wezzed

To get owned somehow or to be extremely drunk.

'Woah that guy just got wezzed!'

'Fuck me, I'm so wezzed!'

'Let's get wezzed!'

by Wiggyman September 15, 2012

wizzer

something super cool, or beyond awesome.

yeah, the show at the metro last night was wizzer.

wizzer shoes, bro. they look good.

by jared the sell out April 18, 2011

Wizzled

The state of the skin when immersed in a hot bath tub for an extended period of time...AKA pruny

My son was very wizzled after being in the tub for an hour

by Topgun8463 February 11, 2009