wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

The Wishing Well

When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.

I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.

by gabuckeye April 24, 2014

withington

area in southern manchester. full of students and winos.

i'm going down withington for a drink tonight.

by sim1327 October 15, 2006

Within the Hour

A phrase often used in the show 24. Whenever something is going to occur "Within the hour" it means it's happening THIS episode and it to be taken seriously. Has roughly the same meaning when used in real life.

Person A: That does it. I'm going to his house and working things out. Violently.
Person B: When?
Person A: ... Within the hour.
Person B: OH FUC-

by NeoSizer October 2, 2007

Wishing Well

The act of sodomizing a woman until the sphincter loosens to a nice sized gape. Once the anus is properly gaped, pull penis or object from gaping hole and drop a quarter inside while making a wish.

After finally getting my girlfriend to try doing anal with me, I gave her a wishing well. She didn't break up with me, looks like I wasted a quarter.

by jeffjef81 September 4, 2013

witching hour

(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.

Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)

3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)

by sundayssuck June 10, 2009