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Whitehoused

The act of causing one's employer to dump their live-in significant other in order to fornicate with them. Then quitting without notice and never calling again.
Me:"Yo dude why is the manager Jane so pissed off."
Scott: "I tapped that ass last night, and just quit. I whitehoused that bitch!!!"
Me:"Fuck yeah!"
by Popperclops July 9, 2011
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Winehouse

1. A complete fucking train wreck of a person
2. To do cocaine or crack
3. To physically appear as if you could drop dead at any moment.
1. That bitch is a total Winehouse
2. I havent seen Angie but i know she is somewhere Winehousing it up.
3. Maybe if you didnt stay up all night drinking you wouldnt be so Winehouse
by RUFYO March 30, 2009
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WitchTube

When you watch a YouTube Video while reading the comments, and you read comment about the exact same part of the video you're on.
*video is at 4:37*

Youtuber: "lol I only drink warm cum"
Commenter: "weird, neurology tells us that humans prefer room temperature cum..."

Me: *reads comment while I'm at 4:37 on the video* Damn, this is some WitchTube
by tbhturtle April 2, 2017
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Amy Winehoused

To be Amy Winehoused (Aim-Ee Wine-Housed) is to be so inebriated on cocaine and alcohol, your nipples slips out and you end up so wasted you cancel important events, up to and including your own life. Could also result in anonymous and disgusting sex with random degenerates (non respectable people)

*See Mary Kate Olsened; Heath Ledgered
Damn, the bars are open later in Vegas so I got Amy Winehoused all night. I woke up next to an old black man and two cats wearing clothes. He wasnt and neither was I.
by Nasty Nipple August 5, 2011
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callum whitehouse

A callum whitehouse, in general, is something awesome
ZOMG, your such a callum whitehouse, or i whish i could go out with a callum whitehouse
by sophy, wertyu July 15, 2010
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Winehouseing

Engageing in activities that stike a similiarity to that of Amy Winehouse. Namely drug takeing.
I hit the crack pipe and spent all afternoon Winehouseing...
by Dave0812 March 7, 2008
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Whitehoused

The act of being really drunk while being in the mind set that you are "someone of importance."
Man, you were fucking "whitehoused" last night.
by Erroracing February 17, 2010
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