Wise

To be wise is to see things clearly by connecting pieces together like a puzzle to see the big picture. Typically people who are wise have a GOOD sense of their world around them; therefore they have GOOD common sense

I bet that wise man over there can help steer you in the right direction!

by yojerup December 14, 2017

crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;

"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)

by onemodbird December 11, 2013

Tommy Wiseau

Director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as The Room. His extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.

Here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of Tommy Wiseau:

- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

- Oh hi doggy!

- Let's go eat huh!

- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.

- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!

- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

- What a funny story, Mark!

- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

- Anyway, how is your sex life?

by Klogg August 24, 2010

Wiese-wasted

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.

Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys

by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

wise man time

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’

by some broke nigga August 2, 2019

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

Jew-Wise

A based person who is aware of the machinations of the tribe. Often silent, although a legion. They bide their time in wait for the final push of the crooked schemers. All will be understood when the time comes, and they will be the champions of the next phase, not self-professed chosen people.

Life was confusing and depraved until I became Jew-Wise.

Dr. William Pierce is legendarily Jew-Wise, Dr. David Duke is on the right track as well.

Jew-Wise White women are the happiest people in the world, because they've found what they've been convinced isn't what they're looking for, and recognize the lies they've been told. They have intelligent and moral white children who are taught to not behave as violent or depraved social and sexual degenerates, who historically built the pillar of morality and social progress.

by Equal Oportunity Ethnic Cleans August 7, 2016