windshield wiper

an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels

"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*

by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014

windshield wiper

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

windshield wiper

blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.

when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".

by supercron78 October 21, 2003

Windshield Wiper

When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.

That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.

by M.Hines For President 2016 December 1, 2016

windshield wiper

When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.

"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."

by C-Bass Clemens September 26, 2009

windshield wiper

The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!

John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!

by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010

windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.

Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!

by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004