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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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pan ma back windeez in

Scottish slang for Smash my back doors in, rough anal sex
Ah Canny believe ah let josh pan ma back windeez in
by KingKongsLeftNipple October 4, 2017
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