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Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
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Willy Weathers

Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.
by Dwayne Rock The Johnson September 8, 2009
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Willy hole

Someone that is stupid or annoying

Someone that is a knob head
You're such a willy hole!
by CLS25260200 October 28, 2016
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willy sprinkle

Refers to a male releasing his urine (through the penis)
by switchunsaften April 28, 2013
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Willy-bean

A clitoris that exceeds the length of 3 inches. Can be used for self-penetration, as you can fold it up your gash.
Get your Willy-bean out, Lacey!!!
by Nicole Herring June 18, 2008
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Sacramento willy

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014
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Mr. Willats

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.
Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”
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