Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009

gene wilder

an actor best know for his work in the original "Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory", also for his work with producer Mel Brooks in films like "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein". He is also AMAZINGLY funny!

Person 1: Do you like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka or Gene Wilder?

Person 2: Gene Wilder all the way!

by Krrazy February 12, 2006

wild dick

woman having oral sex on a man while he has his cock in his hand is whipping it around all around her mouth and face and she cant et a hold of it.

John grabbed Jane by her hair when she was on her knees and made her suck his wild dick

by mr destroyer October 2, 2009

oscar wilde

A literary genius and paragon of wit, paradox and meaning. His most famous work may be "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a book about a man who ceases to age, but his portrait continues to grow older, driving him to insanity and suicide. His last words, perhaps the funniest dying words in history, were "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." He went.

I wish I could be smart like Oscar Wilde

by oscar wilde February 14, 2005

Wildcard

A person who is generally unpredictable and has no defined role in a group of friends, and their often reckless and wacky behavior can either benefit or hurt the group depending on the situation.

Mac: Guys, why aren't the breaks working?
Charlie: Because I cut the breaks! Wildcard, bitches! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWW!

by ghost of billy mays July 24, 2010

wild irish rose

cheap alcoholic beverage, that pack a punch.

yo' man hitme up with some a that wild irish rose!

by patchoulli September 26, 2003

Widdied

When a fat tittied guy takes advantage of a drunk bitch at a party. Then continuously text messages her believing she will do shit with him.

Oh shit he so WIDDIED! that bitch.

by dreamofx May 16, 2008