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Wikipedia

A site that sounds and looks good at a first glance. While Wikipedia can be a useful resource for quick research, the community is probably the worst on the net, and actually trying to edit an article will lead to pointless debates about "POV" and "assuming good faith" that make it not even worth it.

Wikipedia is a site:

Where an 18 year old with Asperger's who spends 18 hours a day editing has the same say as a Harvard professor.

Where you'll find pictures of mutilated penises and nude decapitated women galore, but if you create an account with "poop" or "sex" as part of your screenname, you'll be banned for having an "offensive username".

Where 12 year old kids are given admin access, so if a guy with a doctorate in quantum mechanics happens to piss of some 12 year old Pokemon fan with admin powers, he just might get the banhammer.

Where articles on obscure Pokemon characters, individual Family Guy episodes, and Japanese porn cartoons get featured on the homepage, and are more detailed and accurate in content than articles on American history.

Where you can listen to audio articles on "death erection" and "cumshot", but not "World War II" or "Abraham Lincoln".
Wikipedia is like a sausage, you may like the taste of it but you don't necessarily want to see how it's made.
by SlickSammy9393 April 25, 2011
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The place where you go when the word you're looking for is too sophisticated to be found on UrbanDictionary.
by FinnishPunk July 11, 2004
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wikipedia train

when someone randomly clicks on the blue highlighted words on a wiki article until he/she feels they are reading about something completely unrelated to the original article.
I took a wikipedia train from Phantom Limb to Ceramics.
by vucknaquaterodge October 21, 2009
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Wikipedia face

noun. it's a "thing" -- that unsatisfied grimace one gives or receives when Wikipedia is presented as a reliable source for information. The emoticon equivalent is >:\
Eileen: I went to the library for help finding information on Vedic chanting and the librarian sent me to Wikipedia.
Sam: THEY DID WHAT?!
Eileen: Yeah, I gave them the Wikipedia face >:\
by TeamJizzless April 25, 2013
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trust wikipedia

When two sources of which one is Wikipedia state contradicting information one can exclaim "trust wikipedia" and wikipedia must be believed.
Dude1: Jeez, I wonder whether James Brown died in 2006, like wikipedia says, or 2005 like NY Times reported this morning..
Dude2: Dude, trust wikipedia
by cuppacoffee January 7, 2010
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i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying
person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys
by christi jones April 28, 2020
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Wikipedia

A free online open-source encyclopedia that unfortunately falls prey to the pseudo-intellectual pimply obese 12 year olds who so often become moderators on internet forums. While the idea of everyone in the world compiling their knowledge into one source is pretty good, the fact that anybody can edit anything and that what classifies as a "neutral point of view" is decided by opinionated teenagers prevents Wikipedia from being a legitimate encyclopedia and maintains its role as a dumping ground for useless anime trivia and pointless facts about final fantasy characters. While it shouldn't be hard to touch up and change the more opinionated and useless articles, "Wikipedians" would much rather debate the most pointless and trivial details of whatever the situation is than actually fix anything.
My teacher wouldn't let me use Wikipedia because she said it didn't count as a real encyclopedia.
by TheWalrus January 9, 2008
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