wiimote

Something you find embedded inside a $8000 plasma TV, after the viewer has purchased a Nintendo Wii.

The wiimote is the next generation of video game violence.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

wiiporn

The act of looking up porn on a nintendo wii

Max:"Hey Joe lets go look at some porn on your wii."
Joe:"heck yes I love looking up wiiporn."

by Tristan Sommerfeld October 10, 2007

Reverse Buyer's Wiimorse

A feeling one gets when they feel for some retarded reason that the Wii has no good games, sell it, then regret selling it, and want to buy it back when a certain game is announced for it.

See idiot and moneywaster.

Tom: I think I might sell my Wii. It has like no good games out for it.
*sells Wii*

-2 months later, the reverse buyer's wiimorse kicks in-

Tom: Is that Metroid Other M? It looks awesome!
Now I have to buy the Wii back to play it... I should have never sold it.

by DKsDownBIntheAir August 7, 2009

wiidow

A woman who used to have a husband or partner, but now has an oversized four-year-old who can't drag himself away from the Nintendo Wii.

"Brad hasn't taken me out since he got Mario Galaxy."
"Forget about him Janet. Come party with me and the other wiidows!"

by gsv January 17, 2008

Wiimo

Someone who is hyped about the Wii just to follow the trend, or because of it.

Justin, you only want a Wii for the trend. Remember the PSP? You frickin Wiimo

by Steven --- Celius December 12, 2006

Wiidophile

A Paedophile who uses the online capability of the Nintendo Wii to prowl for and groom victims.

Gary: Man I loves to play the Mario Kart and fuck those kids.
Ben: Dude you're such a wiidophile I oughta sloppy cunt punch you.

Gary: I can't wait till they bring out the Wii Sex games and the Wiimote cod piece. I'm gonna do so much wiidophilia all over the place.

by Charlie Murphy Jr April 29, 2008

wiimote

The controller used with the Nintendo Wii console.

Is able to sense motion on all three axis and can be expanded on with use of such wiimote add-ons as the analog nunchuk, the classic controller, and the wii zapper lightgun.

The wiimote also contains force feedback, a speaker, and 6kb of "non-volitile" memory.

The Wii Console comes with, Wii Sports, one wiimote, and one nunchuk attachment

by Action Steve October 22, 2006