wiitastrophe

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.

Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.

by dw6245 May 26, 2008

Winta

-Will literally kill you if you call her "winter"
-lives in loyaland
-hot&sexy asf😍😍
-will beat yo ass if you mess with people she fucks with💢
-future stripper💦
-lowkey sexual if you 2 are leftalone

"winta is getting all da hoes but since she's loyal,she only got one man😜

by luv_jwx February 17, 2017

wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.

Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.

by sizzalean February 4, 2007

Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.

Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.

by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008

wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.

Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.

by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015

Wiffacle

Wiff Miracle - When, by all accounts you should be very smelly, but, some how, you still smell good.

I was at work all day, then I went out drinking and dancing, then I ate a smelly take away, then had lots of sex, then slept for a really long time, and some how, I just dont smell!!!
Its a wiffacle!!!

by yip87 January 3, 2010

Wifeable

1 A woman that's qualified enough to be a wife.
2 A woman that deserves to be a wife.

Dad: "Some females are wifeable, some are only fuckable."
Son: "But dad how can I know?"
Dad: "If she's sexually monopolizable son, if she's sexually monopolizable..."
Son: "Roger that, searching for a lady that's both wifeable & fuckable at the same time."
Dad: "THAT'S MY SON!!!"

by Fmrkooo March 9, 2021