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willy cushion

AKA penis pillow. That part of the scrotum upon which the member rests its head - between the 2 love eggs. Also that part from which it rises when it awakens.
'Tom. Are you scratching your balls?'

'No. I am plumping up my willy cushion.'
by Silly Tilly December 9, 2013
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Willy Woka

Willy Wonka's lost buck-toothed, low-IQ cousin who spouts pure left-wing bile to anyone who's willing to listen.
I can't stand that annoying bastard, Willy Woka - he's a real garbage pail who ruins everyone's day with his bad wokitude.

He should go back to New Woke City where he belongs!
by La Pluma May 14, 2021
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hot dog willy

A hot dog willy is when you jerk a man off and when he's about to cum, you stuff a hot dog in his urethra while screaming: "Willy!"
John: "Samantha gave me a hot dog willy last night, it felt amazing!"
by Hot dog willy April 30, 2015
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Sportsman's Willy

The phenomenon of shrinkage apparent in the male genitalia during and immediately after participation in physical (usually sporting) activities.
Bloody hell Brian, you’ve got a knob like a pre-pubescent schoolkid! What's going on?”

"Oh don’t worry about that, I’ve just got back from a 5 mile jog and I’ve got a proper Sportsman's Willy”
by Beztheowl July 29, 2009
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Willy Weathers

Meaning Your Penis Is Under The Weather. And You Cannot Get An Errection. Excesive Masturbation May Cause Willy Weathers.
I Was With My Lady Last Night And I Couldn't Get It Up. I Think I Have The Willy Weathers.
by Dwayne Rock The Johnson September 8, 2009
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Willy hole

Someone that is stupid or annoying

Someone that is a knob head
You're such a willy hole!
by CLS25260200 October 28, 2016
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willy sprinkle

Refers to a male releasing his urine (through the penis)
by switchunsaften April 28, 2013
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