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Pussy Whipped Bitch

A human of the male variety who constantly makes decisions based on his female partners influence. No matter how many times 'mates before dates' or 'bro's before ho's' is mentioned, the offender is still whipped by his bitch.
Oh Man, Taylor is such a pussy whipped bitch that he has to leave the pool tournament early to drive Megan to work!
by Rookie boi August 20, 2014
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family whipped

A case where an independent adult (usually early 20's) is still under the command of their family's every request. Like "pussy whipped", they will often ditch their friends to help their family complete the most trivial tasks.
Cam: Hey Steve, are you still coming out tonight for drinks with me and Rick? Apparently lots of fine ladies are coming!
Steve: Shit, I cant man, My dad wants me to help him move some wood out of the garage
Rick: Man that guy is family whipped

Amy: Hey steve, my parents are out for the night, wanna come over ;)
Steve: i'll have to pass, I need to give my mum a foot massage
by Camazon April 26, 2008
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Whipped

Being completely unable to defend against your partner's commands that you become slave-like.
Guy 1: "Where has Callum Buchan been for the last two weeks?"
Guy 2: "I don't know, probably chewing tables or with Leah"
Guy 1: "Ohhh yeah, i forgot he is whipped."
by SpunkBucket4Lyf October 5, 2011
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Whipped

When you're dating someone and you will do whatever it takes to say their name in any and every conversation you have with someone. No matter what it is, you will talk about them constantly.

Whenever you're girlfriend/boyfriend tells you to do something, you will do it in a heartbeat because you know it will please them.
Friend: "Me & my girlfriend got into ANOTHER fight. I don't know what else to do anymore man. Got any advice?"

Whipped kid: "Aw dude, that sucks. Me and my girlfriend never fight. She always comes over to my house and we watch movies and sometimes I even cook for her. She's amazing. I love how we never argue. Maybe sometimes but not alw-"

Friend: "Dude! I asked you for advice! I don't give a fuck what you and your girlfriend does."

Whipped Kid: "Well I'm just trying to help. I mean, our relationship is so different from everyone else's. She's so sweet and nice and she always listens to what I have to s-"

Friend: "DUDE! You're fuckin' whipped man!"
by iwannapokeapenguin July 30, 2010
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pizzle-whapped

adj. Excessively bossed around by a boyfriend or husband; overly submissive to a male
"That biatch is so pizzle-whapped that she won't even go to the bathroom without checking with her boyfriend!!"
by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004
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voice whipped

(1)When a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice.
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy
Chan is voice whip to a girl in a differnt time zone, and hasent even gotten some
by J. D. A. September 7, 2005
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Paddle Whipped

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax March 1, 2011
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