I wish a nigga would

Ghetto translated: I dare an individual to perform a disrespectful action against myself.

Guy 1: I heard Keyshawn was gonna jack your pepperoni off your pizza.
Guy 2: I wish a nigga would.

Guy 1: I heard Jamarcus finna going around untying people's shoe laces.
Guy 2: Man, I wish a nigga would.

by Yasssssssssssss:) February 23, 2015

would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?

after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!

by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007

wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

Synonym for what would jesus do? but you ask yourself what would Gucci Mane do?

Should I buy Chiquita bananas or Minute Made Lemonade. W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

by BURRLEMASKURR July 26, 2010

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

Would Wife

Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.

Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?

by Gary it's my real name June 14, 2011

I would do her

Indicating that a girl is good looking enough that you would be willing to have sex with her if given the chance.

Man that bitch is hot enough I would do her!

by Darius_sca December 30, 2011