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The Whopper

The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.
Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.
by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007
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Whopper

A mix between an Italian and a nigger
What do you get when you mix a black and Italian? a Whopper
by Bb3264 January 31, 2018
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whopper

A word used to describe a not so attractive person, or a person with a bit of a geeky personality.
" He's such a whopper"
" Seen that whopper, He spends all day on the computer"
by Gladders April 2, 2008
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whopper

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.
I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!
by david January 22, 2005
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Whopper

the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.
"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
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WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!

Employee: Welcome to Burger King, How may I help you?
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!
by WhopperNoOnion April 17, 2009
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