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Molly Whopped

A viscous beat down or a brutal beating of your enemy or opponent.
Keep talking mess, and you will get molly whopped.
by NeoSpartan February 24, 2009
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whopper

An person who makes an absolute fool out of themself, without being aware that others are laughing at them!!
Get on that fuc**in whopper over there !!
by DJ Rolex July 18, 2009
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Whopper dog

After all that bar food and the shots I took last night, I left a whopper dog in the toilet this morning.
by Hughes08 May 11, 2016
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Stinkwater Whoppers

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
by StynkStar August 11, 2006
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Chopper whopper

A chopper whopper is where a man grabs the base of the shaft and makes a chopping motion up and down. Hence the "chopper". For it to be a true whopper, the member must be large.
Jared was on a date with Tracey, and as a last ditch effort, pulled down his pants and shook his huge dick up and down in a chopping motion. Tracey was impressed and asked what was that. Jared replied, "that's a chopper whopper."
by Juicyjsteele January 22, 2017
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Stoner made Whopper

When the person making your Whopper has dank smelling fingers and you take your first bite and you can clearly taste Kush, then you take a look at your whopper and see it sparkling like the crystals on some good old bud.
"Hey Triston, this Whopper clearly tastes like the bud we sold that guy last week."
"Yea Hunter, I agree. I can see the bun sparkling and everything...OH and those aren't sesame seeds!"
"Yup, this must be a Stoner made Whopper."
by O'BrienHatfieldHunter April 17, 2012
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whopper virgin

1. Somebody who's never experienced a massive cock.
2. Somebody who's never eaten at burger king.
You may have slept with 50 men in your life but until you've been with Big Daddy Johnny Holmes you're still a Whopper Virgin!
by Mr Opidopoly December 16, 2008
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