Whoop de doo

Used in the same way "Hooray!" but in a more sarcastic tone, used to (sarcastically) celebrate mediocre acheivments.

Jake: I made myself a sandwich yesterday.
Jack: Whoop de doo

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 1, 2004

whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

whoop-de-fucking-doo

a sarcastic reply to someone who won't quit boasting.

Mike: I just climbed Mt. Everest in 5 hours with no climbing gear!
Donovan: well whoop-de-fucking-doo

by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

whoops hole

used to describe accidental anal sex, or deliberate anal sex, the later is often followed by a hey what are you doing...? whoops

i've been trying to get anal for months, so what did you do.

I used the whoops hole as cover

by jaffaw July 18, 2009