White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.

"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"

by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019

White Noise

White people complaining about racially motivated decisions that are perceived to negatively impact white people, whilst more important things are going on but are covered up by the 'white noise'.

"The government is tapping our phon-" BREAKING NEWS: NEW MERMAID MOVIE HAS BLACK MERMAID! WHITE PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHITE NOISE EVERYWHERE!

by Nickolas.Brown July 8, 2019

White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.

"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.

Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.

by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019

White noise

Eminem

Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*

by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023

white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.

Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*

by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020

White noise

A white Professor in a US University, who gives very boring lectures, and his voice forces you to fall asleep instantly.

Prof. X is such a white noise.

by illi-noise March 18, 2021