White male tears

White male semen

She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

cis white male syndrome

The world will never harm you.

YO! You "cis white male syndrome baby" will never be harmed no matter what.

by bobbymaysdaniel March 23, 2023

White Suburban Male

-The most oppressed minority in the internet

-The default race

-Reddit's main demographic

-The main target audience of media

"Did you know white males are oppressed by the Feminazis and niggers on a regular basis?"

"Check your privilege White suburban Male"

by Falongrey11232 March 25, 2016

white cis male

Someone who the hbtq-mafia made up to seem normal with their weird letter combinations.

Its the white cis male's fault.

by difog December 8, 2016

hetero white cis male

The wrong way to be a human being.

hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

White heterosexual American males

The source of all evil in the world

My woke feminazi professor stated that white heterosexual American males deserve to be put into ghettos. The college dean expelled anyone who disagreed with the professor. USA colleges hadwoke college contests where purple painted fairies, feminazi, and minorities have anti-whte heterosexual males parade every weekend. Evergreen College and Berkeley University are strong contenders.

by queensburykid September 30, 2022

Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024