Whimpering

To whimper is a small, insecure noise you make when

1. under pressure
2. before/after crying
3. scared
4. in pain
5. so excited you wanna scream. not always to good kind of excitement, can be like stress

whimpering has nothing to do with being a "wimp" but can

1. As the teacher passed out the test, Bob started whimpering nervously
2. Bob's crying faded to shaky whimpering as he kept clinging to his dead girlfriend's body
3. He was tied to a pole in a basement. Ducttape over his mouth, he whimpered
4. When she pulled the bullet from his arm, a small whimper of pain escaped his lips
5. As they waited in line for the huge rollercoaster, he started whimpering

by *the happy emo* August 18, 2011

butt whisperer

Brown nosing and promoting oneself by gossip and talk with manangement with a whisper so as not to alert other employees

I saw him butt whisperering with the boss after he got the gossip about the new girl stealing

by johniv July 1, 2011

penis whisperer

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.

That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.

by poonyd February 17, 2015

Nigger whipper

An e92 335i with 420whp that sound like a whip and would whip 90% of niggers cars.

My nigger whipper would whip that niggers car

by Nig whip September 29, 2019

whipperjawed

West Virginia slang for "all screwed up," "out of whack," etc.

My car was in a head-on collision, and now the passenger door is all whipperjawed!

by Country_Bumpkin September 10, 2010

Rice Whisperer

A non asian person who is able to easily communicate with and manipulate asians.

Pete is always hitting on asian chicks at parties." "Yeah man, he's a rice whisperer.

by schlobs June 29, 2010

sperm whisperer

A man who is deft at the manipulation and consumption of copious amounts of semen while maintaining the illusion of being "one of the guys."

"Man! I thought that Steve was cool, it turns out he's just another Sperm Whisperer."

by HallowedrtheOri November 12, 2014