whipperness

A state of being where someone is being especially cute, funny, or exhibiting characteristics that only they or the people closest to them would have. Usually used between very close relationships to show love, or to make fun of in a caring way.

Christopher: Hehe, I got a new coat! I got a new blue coat! Yay!

Hailey: Oh my goodness, there is such big whipperness going on over here.

by upgirl13 December 13, 2010

Whippedness

A scale of how whipped a guy is for his woman or bitch.

Dude, your whippedness is extreme.

by Kyle Matte July 28, 2005

whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

chipperness

happiness or chirpiness

person 1 : ugh your chipperness is extreamly annoying
person2: well, excuse me for being happy

by the blood angle February 10, 2012

Whopperless

Adjective - Used to describe a woman with small breasts.

You can’t motorboat Brenda, she’s whopperless!

by YourDadStinks May 18, 2022