moist diarrhea whiffle ball

when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.

ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!

by pattymittens May 17, 2007

super fruity whiffle whips

licorice whips that are fruity and super.

I ate a super fruity whiffle whip the other day at 4:20 with the incognito chimpanzees sitting at the o.k. computer while yelling oh yeah

by lonnie November 9, 2003

dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

by FireBall Pants June 9, 2017

whiffle

whiffle is another term for faggot gay homosexual

that guy is a total whiffle

by sanxity May 1, 2019

whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e February 3, 2012

whiffle ball

Someone that's easy to tap, like a whiffle ball

All those plastic implants make her even more of a whiffle ball than she already was

by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015

Whiffle

Feeling uneasy or uncertain when attempting to complete a remedial task which then ends up as a clumsy mess/accident.

Did you see Elliot whiffle his way down the ladder?

Past tense: Elliott whiffled when he came down the ladder.

by Jeremiah Flack November 20, 2018