tuck the weedle

The act of a male tucking his penis behind his legs. Most often done by closet transvestites while looking into a mirror and dancing around while you have a captive in a pit.

Easily defined by the actions of Tedd Levine as he played Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs". As he danced in the scene, singing, "Do you want to fuck me", he performed a "tuck the weedle".

by KnektR April 24, 2007

tim wheeler

Sex on legs with a Flying V guitar.
Midget.

Frontman of the band 'Ash'.

by Oscar Cheesecake March 2, 2004

Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

Nick Wheeler

Hott, awesome hair, guitarist for the All American Rejects.
Born 1982, hometown Stillwater, Oklahoma.

Nick Wheeler IS HAWT!!!

by madse July 31, 2006

Weedleberries

The droppings of your herb into a toilet that look like tiny dingleberries

Tiny, tiny poops, Weedleberries

by Grand Master Flashes March 1, 2009

wheeler

the small patch of facial hair under the center of a man's bottom lip. Named for the legendary Government teacher/Rugby player from Miami, Florida

He became measurably more cool when he grew a Wheeler

by Brian Wheeler July 11, 2006

mall wheeler

A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.

Check out that lifted Silverado with the 20's. Such a mall wheeler.

by ginormous January 31, 2006