whimperbate

To simultaneously cry and masturbate.

When I saw how hot my new step-mom was, it made me want to whimperbate.

by Edc June 9, 2005

a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

whaperatous

A syringe used to shoot intravenous drugs. Which inevitably turns you into whapstar.

Paul:

Yo dude, you have a whaperatous?

Treeple: shhhh you don't see me!!

by Mustabeen2smoked September 8, 2018

Wampersand

A snobby pseudo-intellectual; someone who thinks they have the world figured out, when in reality they just have their head stuck up their ass.

Brad: Is that guy a flat earther?
Chad: Yeah but no, but like yeah, you know, that guy is a total wampersand.

by Grey and Jo get shat on March 29, 2021

whammerz

An insult that wins the whole argument. Only certified legends can use this word, if anyone else does it will be deemed as racially offensive. However, it can be used in any terms like

"Your whammerz" "She got some whammerz back" so this word doesn't have a full definition.

by M2Trappy123Op January 21, 2023

whimper audio

An audio of someone whimpering.

For sickos.

Person on the internet: *existing*

Other people on the internet: “whimper audio when?” “Man, I need to hear them whimper!” “Please, make an audio of you whimpering!”

Person on the internet: “Ahaha! No you sickos! 😎”

by certainlyglowz. October 22, 2023

Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 28, 2023